
Well it has been over three months since I last posted and I realized I should be flexing my brain so it doesn't atrophy. Due to my recent experiences as a dog walker and kayak instructor I decided to have a light hearted return to the Inter-web. I humbly present: 5 things I love about grocery shopping.
1) Riding the cart back to the car - I realize its childish and ridiculous to watch but I still love getting a little momentum going and cruising through the parking lot. I'm not sure if it takes me back to carefree days as a child or that bombing between cars at 3 miles per hour somehow stimulates my adrenal gland. Either way, it puts a big smile on my face.
2) Watching the total drop after swiping my club card - Just like playing Skee Ball in an old arcade, watching numbers jump around on a screen due to your actions is exciting. After my total is done dropping I always have to fight the urge to seek out a high five from the cashier or seek recognition from the other people in line. So with a smirk and a sideways glance, I magnanimously head towards the exit.
3) Looking for an item at the same time as another person - Are they more of an expert? Do they know which product is better? Are the judging me on my decisions? You will never find a more in-depth person watching event than the purchase decision. You are riddled with questions if they choose another item than the one you do and you feel a connection if they choose the same.
4) Discounts! - Enough said
5) The post-shopping gorge - I realize this isn't exactly "at" the store but it is a result. No matter how many times I buy food I always end up eating twice my body weight once I get it in the fridge. I just take the idea of "If you have it, flaunt it." and apply it to food. Unfortunately flaunting food means an extra inch or two on the waist line.
Not my best post but give me a chance to stretch out my creativity. I'd blame it on the typical excuses; stress, work...something. but I can't say I have any of those issues at the moment. Therefore I should probably write more posts savvy?